Saturday, October 25, 2008

Taking Baths are Fun! Right?

We bathed Flora last night. To our surprise she liked it (as much as she can like it)! She even purred. Kinda weird. But she's all soft and fuzzy now.

3 Grass Lovers:

Chris said...

awwww, I want one!

Anonymous said...

What if John McCain was a former president of the Harvard Law Review?

What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his college
graduating class?

What if McCain had only married once, and Obama was a divorcee?

What if Obama had met his second wife in a bar and had a long affair
while he was still married?

What if Michelle Obama was the wife who not only became addicted to pain killers but also acquired them illegally through her charitable
organization?

What if Cindy McCain graduated from Harvard?

What if Obama had been a member of the Keating Five?
(The Keating Five were five U.S. senators accused of corruption
in 1989, igniting a major political scandal as part of the larger
Savings and Loan crisis of the late 1980s and early 1990s.)

What if Obama couldn't read from a teleprompter?

What if Obama was the one who had military experience that included discipline problems and a record of crashing seven planes?

What if Obama was the one who was known to publicly display a serious anger management problem?

What if Michelle Obama's family had made their money from beer
distribution?

You could easily add to this list. If these questions reflected a
reality, if the tables were turned, do you really believe the election
numbers would be as close as they are?

This is what racism does. It covers up, rationalizes and minimizes
qualities in one candidate and emphasizes negative characteristics in
another when there is a color difference.

And, think of this - the candidates' educational backgrounds:

Barack Obama:
Columbia University - B.A. Political Science with a Specialization in
International Relations.
Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude

Joseph Biden:
University of Delaware - B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science.
Syracuse University College of Law - Juris Doctor (J.D.)


John McCain:
United States Naval Academy - Class rank: 894 of 899

Sarah Palin:
Hawaii Pacific University - 1 semester
North Idaho College - 2 semesters
University of Idaho - 2 semesters
Matanuska-Susitna College - 1 semester
University of Idaho - 3 semesters - B.A. in Journalism

Brock said...

What if the sky were red?
What if I was born with arm coming out of my brain?
What if Britney Spears married Will Arnet?
What if the economy was really doing swell, and it's a big secret that is being kept from the world?
What if Seinfeld went back on the air with new episodes?
What if staring at a solar eclipse takes you to a higher spiritual plane?
What if boats could fly?
What if water and oil really did mix?
What if all of your fantasies became reality and then you realized that all you really wanted was some Doritos?
What if the Olsen twins jumped into the volcano?
What if the answer to every question was the question?
What if your face was latex?
What if life as you knew was a farce and that you are really living a pod of synaptic goo?
What if the Great Depression was over by Spring Break?
What if Super Nachos were good for you?
What if Nick and Norah decided to record some music instead?
What if Steve Jobs and the guy who discovered the DNA double helix never tripped on acid?
What if the Twilight series was about Leprechauns?

Would you still vote for me?
Brock Judkins.
For President.
2008.
Yes you can. Fo shizzle.